Beauty Tools...

Every woman knows the tricks behind a five minute face. With some good lighting and a handful of carefully selected beauty tools - well, let's just say miracles can be achieved. So, I'm wondering, now three days into my office re-do, why no five minute tricks have come to mind? I'm wondering why this kind of beauty makeover seems more like cosmetic surgery? And I gotta say I'm not a fan of breaking bones for beauty's sake; it takes far too long to heal.